Marky Mark.. Why? Really.. Why?

Max Payne MovieMy hatred for this next piece of info is so intense its off the map.

Mark Wahlberg to play Max Payne

That’s right, good ol’ Marky Mark (presumably lacking ‘the funky bunch’) has been cast as Max Payne for the upcoming movie of the same name.

Wahlberg might be able to pull it off, some might even say he’s a good actor who has starred in some OK movies.

Not me! My dislike for the guy is so intense and irrational I couldn’t even say how it started but I know I dislike him immensely and I’m a man of principle.. Sorry Marky but you can take your slow mo bullet action and ram it right where the funky bunch came from.

If the Max Payne character model even remotely looks like Marky Mark in the next game then out of principle, I wont even consider parting with as little as a single pubic hair for it..

1 Response to “Marky Mark.. Why? Really.. Why?”


  1. 1 rodrigo

    encuentro de masiado bueno el juego max payne

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